A Love Letter to Drifties

A Love Letter to Drifties

By: Kayla Glucroft

From the moment I saw him slip you on, I knew you were the one for him. Your warm, smooth, and stretchy material makes his smile shine even brighter out on the water.

You know how to support any hardcore surfer, kayaker, gnarly wakeboarder, or even swimmer—but somehow, you fit my man like you were made just for him. Drifties, you were designed to enhance performance, allowing him to feel like his best self in the water.

Love at First Sight

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Driftline, you have stolen my heart. Like the red blood that flows through my veins and into my beating heart, your Lifeguard Red style will have my man feeling just right this Valentine’s Day weekend.

Beyond style, you offer something even more valuable: protection. You’ll prevent wandering eyes from ogling, keeping everything down there compact and in place. You are the opposite of gray sweatpants, and for that, I thank you. From waddling to walking, I know he will stay chafe-free and comfortable.

Relationship Advice

Maybe you’re taken, or maybe you’re single—but Drifties will turn heads no matter what. From one woman to another—or for my male readers out there—trust me, these boardshorts stop anyone in their tracks, just like they did to me.

Oh, Drifties, thank you for making his water experience a luxury.

A tool is nothing without a carpenter, but the right tool in the right hands? That’s something to behold. As I watch him live his best life in the water, I can’t help but appreciate how you protect him with your warm neoprene hug, allowing him to focus on his sport. This two-for-one gift has me gazing as he glides through the waves.

Like the rhythm of the ocean, the water-to-water connection only grows stronger. These shorts are the ultimate solution to all his needs—chafing, warmth, relationship advice—you name it!

True Love: The Final Verdict

Just like us, Drifties are the perfect fit. With every stroke, twist, and turn, you keep his boys protected… and for that, you have my heart.